was a feeling in Ireland then that strength came from within,
and not from outside.
Will Hridayesh be Cong CM face?
UP, Congress is likely to declare a woman leader as CM candidate
for Uttarakhand also. If it happens then senior leader Indira
Hridayesh has bright chance. She has a good experience of
administration and politics.
Will Dhane be Cong CM face?
Pal Singh Dhane's name is also doing the round for the post
of the Chief Minister of Uttarakhand. Though he is said
to be not a very popular leader but a consensus could be
emerged for his candidature.
J P Rai leaves Adani Group !
in the Adani Group , J P Rai is reported to have quit. He
is former 1983 batch IAS officer of Madhya Pradesh cadre.
Why did Ratan Tata meet LIC Chairman ?
did Ratan Tata meet V K Sharma, the acting chairman of LIC
?. LIC is said to be one of the major investors in Tata
Political Doggy ....
Dog tired I reach home and find my Dog Napoleon the Boxer....
my intelligent conversing Dog .... waiting for me.
Napoleon: Boss you say you've done MBA ....can I see your
Just then my Man Friday Ramu walks in with my Cuppa and
says: Boss your Dog's gone mad ... the entire day he's been
demanding from whoever he came accross to show him their
degrees ...from the Milkman to the Veggie Vendor ...Me ...why
even your wife!!!
Me: Oye Mutt have you gone mad!!!
N (literally shouting): It's my right and I will demand
what's my right!! I and the entire Nation wants to know
M: Why are you screaming??
R: This he's aping from the News Show he views every night
N: Boss why are you rude with the neighbours ???
M: Not that it's any of your business ...one is a rude Congi
and the other is a litter bug! !
N: Boss you can't do this !!!
R: Sir your Mutt is standing for the Neighborhood Dog Elections
...he wants you to be civil for his electoral prospects
...the neighboring dogs are apolitical and faithful to their
Masters..unlike this idiot ...
N: Ramuuuuuuuuu....Boss you know this idiot...... he smokes
when he takes me for a walk...
M: Trying to get Ramu in a jam ... arre he doesn't smoke
in the house ...I've warned him about dangers of smoking
... what he does outside is his problem!!
N: Please instruct Ramu to leave the Gate open for a few
R: Sir this idiot is trying to show his Voters that his
Gates are open for them...this is the same Dog who is ready
to tear up any dog 50 feet from the Gate!! Sabh Drama !!
Let him get elected neighbors ke dogs ki firr shaamat aaye
gi ....I've lost count of how many times he's bitten them...arre
he forgets .. we lock up the Gates to protect others from
this idiot ..
M: What other electoral promises have been made by my Mutt!!
R: The Grumpiest dog on the block showing he's friendly
... he's promised ......in the Park he will not claim any
privileges ... he will be a down to earth Leader!!
M: Ha ha .....the idiot doesn't let anyone enter the Car
once he's inside .... he always claims the window seat ...
he wants his Meals to be served to him first ...TV ....he
wants to view only his Shows...the list goes on and on..
R: In the Park he's the most dictatorial dog.... let any
dog pee on his favorite lamp post and all hell breaks lose
..if any dog gets more attention than him he will snarl
at the attention giver and the attention target!!
N: Ramu don't forget my bite is worse than my bark ....now
see what I do. ..
R: Okay ....Sir I won't be taking this fool for his walks
...let your Wife do this when you and your sons are not
at home ...
M: My God that would be torture for the Mutt...the Wifey
literally drags him around ..poor fellow never gets to complete
his pee pee and poo poo ...
N: Ramu Bhaiya where are your feet ...
Just then on the TV there is News that a Politician has
announced that for a State he's willing to prostate himself
in front of the Centre.
M: By God ... Ramu humaara Mutt iss Politician se kumm nahi
...election le liye kuch bhi karr saktha hai and apne aap
ke liye also !!!
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